“Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.”

workisnotajob:

You know what to do.

Time to take that faithful leap.

(via fuckyeahpikacha)

idefeatthestatusquo:

Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup. 
idefeatthestatusquo:

Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup. 
idefeatthestatusquo:

Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup. 
idefeatthestatusquo:

Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup. 

idefeatthestatusquo:

Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup. 

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“I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good.”
— Roald Dahl (via beatboxgoesthump)

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“If a Disney princess had night terrors, the story of Sansa Stark might be what woke her up screaming. Often overlooked in favor of her killer kid sister, the elder Stark sibling has had all her illusions about the world, and her safety in it, shattered. But her quiet, innate political shrewdness and emotional strength have enabled her to survive in a royal court that likely would have cost every other member of her family their heads. She’s the show’s best-kept secret.”

Rollingstone about Sansa Stark in their list of top 40 game of thrones characters. Sansa is number 4. x (via tomlincum)

Rolling Stone gets that Sansa is awesome <3

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clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.
Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.
clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.
Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.
clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.
Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.
clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.
Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.
clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.
Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.
clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.
Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.
clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.
Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.
clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.
Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.
clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.
Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.
clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.
Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.

clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.

(via gigi2690)

“Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.”
— Marilyn Monroe (via feellng)
“You are designed to want something that will hurt you. And you cannot help wanting it. You cannot stop wanting it. It is in your design. And when you finally find it, this thing will burn you up. This thing will destroy you.”
Robopocalypse by Daniel H. Wilson (via quotemybooks)